Fundoo lingo...

Mandir	C-Fac/computer facility room
Devi-devta	PC's in the C-Fac
Bhakt	A regular visitor of C-Fac
Bhakti	To surf the net
Fatcha/Fachcha	Fresher
Insti baap	Student guardian
Room baap	Previous occupant of the room
Quad	Ground in the center of hostels
Fatta	Any senseless or irrelevant comment
Toxic fatta	Fatta stupid enough to irritate you
Lethal fatta	Fatta dangerous enough for one to bear
Toxicity failana	Gande fatte maarna
Funde	Concepts, fundamentals
Gulti	A person from Andhra Pradesh
Malloo	A person from Kerala
Mallooism	the logic, preaching and faltoo doctrines of our malloos
Jalebi songs / movies	southie songs & movies
Verbal tarkology	to keep on delaying the task indefinitely after giving a word
Verbal anesthesia	relieving patient's pain by verbal consolation
LBDN	Look Busy Do Nothing
Diro	Director
Audi	Auditorium
Lib.	library
CC	Central Cafeteria/ Chief coordinator
Bhootiya sadak	The road in front of hostel no.1 & 2
Official AIIMS fruit	Banana
Jamuna paar	Girls hostel
Baddy	Badminton
Chechi	Sister/Nurse
Chechlings	Student sisters/ nurses
BTR	Break The Routine
Dukhi atma	A pessimist, silent, socially isolated individual
Vela / veli	A person who has nothing to do
Secy.	Secretary
Congo	Congratulations !
Stud	studious; extraordinary; oversmart chap
Tubelight	A person who understands the thing late
Deluxe room	Rooms next to toilets with seepage in them allotted usually to freshers
Housie / Hauja	A doctor doing housejob
Normal Blouse	A distorted form of Norman L. Browse, the surgery manual
Drycleaning karna	avoiding bathing by just washing hands n' face
Nanga ho jaana	to become totally out of cash
"Proper" maar lena	to defeat or insult someone very miserably
Institute drum	A person who knows all about happenings in the campus but keeps it to himself/herself
Institute dhol	A person who knows about everything happening in the campus and spreads it to all
Chauri / Red data book	Textbook of anatomy - B.D Chaurasia
Farra	Any small document, article of few pages
Dip lag jana	to get conscious about the level of knowledge he or she has when compared with others
Proffer	student whose professional exam is on head
EGUG / EGPG	Exam Going Undergrauate / Postgraduate
Tepna/teepna	to cheat/copy in the exam
Rec.room	Recreation room
Enthu hona	to get excited about the matter
Hyper hona	to lose control or get angry over something
Fun ho jana	mazaa aa jana, enjoy karna
Kela ho jana	to ridiculously fail in accomplishing something so as to repent later
Multiple kelosis	ek hi din mein do se zyada kele ho jana
Hyperkelemia	bahut zyada kele hone se kelon ka khoon mein ghul jaana
Hardcore kelian	a person who is so used to kelas that he/she is now immune to them
Sexy hona / sexy lagna	achcha lagna
Sex machana	synonymous with chha jana
Chha jana	to impress or influence others
Feeling aana	to get aroused or impressed
Lasna	ladki ke bhaav na dene par bhi line marna (and vice versa)
Lasai	the act of lasna
Lasoda	a person who faithfully practices lasai
Faltoo senti hona	to get angry on a petty thing
Ladki par senti hona	to get emotionally attached to a girl
NPC girls	Non - Patayable Category girls
Tension hona	koi problem hona
"xyz" types hona	to resemble the qouted form
OHT ho jana	Over Head Transmission/ Kuch samajh mein nahin aana
Poos ho jana	to get marks between 50-51% in any exam
Doctor ban jana	kisi exam mein fail ho jana
Ludak jana/ ud jana/ rah jana	same as above i.e, to fail in any exam
Subject "phod" dalna	to get very good marks in the subject
Gross machaana	to commit serious blunders
Watt lagna	aisi ki taisi ho jana, kaam bigad jaana
Surd	sardar
Frustoo	a frustrated person
Undies	underwears
CMS/CNN	Chitkara Messaging Service/News network
Pondy	an erotic CD, storybook, magazine, etc.
Lok-laaj effect	to do a thing under peer pressure and not willingly by self
HABALL Syndrome	HAr Bandi Achchi Lagne Lage syndrome
BHMB / BHBB	Badi Hokar Maal / Bomb Banegi
Mickey mouse color	a color seen only by abhishek jaiswal
Thappad diwas	31st August (last day of ragging)
Anda-tamatar party	Egg-tomato bash on thappad diwas
Commando training	freshers' physical drill in the quad
Pakoda/Chaman	a dumb/idiot person
Novel (like) reading	to rush through syllabus at the eleventh hour
Ghota/ Ghutai	cramming before exams
FY & OF reflexes	F' You! & Oh! F..
SOFA	Society Of Frustrated AIIMSonians
Immobile/ Acellular	A person without a cellphone
Ayyar	Grapevine reporter
Rare species	People seldom seen in public
Mota scene	Daaru-chicken party
Private practice (PP)	Getting one's relatives/friends shown in OPD
Known -to- syndrome	Distant relatives of yours looking for a quick entry and early checkup in OPD